May 2013
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May 17th
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“Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only...”
– Male proverb.  (via misandry-mermaid)
May 17th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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they-are-all-lies: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB
May 13th
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jessiray: durbikins: The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music. You search “techno” in LimeWire. All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”. This is possibly the most 2002 thing I’ve ever read.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
extrajordanary: auniverseofimpossibilities: i-want-a-rory: we-must-unite: cerezsis: proudtobeahufflepuff: the third time I’ve broken my hip this week YOLO “Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE” “Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.” “Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!” “Can’t...
May 12th
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katiebug445: marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago NO THIS CAN’T BE!!
May 12th
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Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
May 11th
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i-would-walk-500-kyles: vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly Doing this !
May 11th
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Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
May 11th
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May 10th
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sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
May 10th
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lovetheloveless: moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit Even if they throw the first punch? how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong #god damn...
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May 9th
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Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
May 8th
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