Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone ..
Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!
Normal people: I’m so angry.
“During the times of the Inquisition, European Christians used to burn homosexuals in addition to suspected witches. However, these poor men and women were not deemed significant enough by the Catholic Church to be given their own stakes upon which to die, but were instead simply tied up and thrown on the bonfire “with the other faggots,” faggots being a stack of wood used for kindling. This is where we get “flaming” from as well.”